I would call the racecards on Thursday terrible, but it might be an insult to the word terrible!
I should probably call it worse. That people pay hard earned money to go and watch such dross never ceases to amaze me. But, as long as they do, they will keep putting on a collection of Class 6 races for horses rated so low they are only one up from donkeys on the beach.
I've trawled the cards. It was that or cut my fingernails with an axe. The axe lost... just!
If you're washing your hair on Thursday . . .
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