Racing Selections Tuesday April 1st

So I put everything I owned on Briar Hill at 10/1 - a double figure price winner for us yet again - and today I write to you from my new private yacht, purchased from Jack Nicholson, only yesterday.

There are 3 beautiful models sat on my left hand, and their twin sisters sat on my right.

I am in advanced talks with Bernie Ecclestone for buying the rights to Formula 1 and I have already bought Sheffield Wednesday Football Club and promised the fans they will be back in the Premier League this time next year.

As for Liverpool... well . . .

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