At the time of writing, no Premier League manager has been sacked so far this season. A pleasant surprise.
Sam Allardyce will have his mobile telephone ringtone on loud setting as he struts his stuff on the dancefloor of a Marbella nightclub.
Which club owner will call him, International Rescue fashion?
Southampton? Fulham? Those two struggling sides play each other at Craven Cottage on September 24th. The manager of each club has to be under the threat of the sack should their team lose that game.
But that is more than a week away. This midweek and weekend we have . . .
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